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در اين صفحه شما ميتوانيد جديدترين SMS هاي ايراني را بخوانيد: |
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Give Laugh to All But Smile to 1,Give Cheeks 2 All But Lips 2 One,Give Love 2 All But Heart 2 One,Let Everybody LOve You But U Love "One" |
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Dar ellate marge man tajassos nakonid, ba noch noch bihasel chos chos nakonid,az mordane man agar taasof darid, ta cheleye man ei rofagha ... nakonid |
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tjadsj gejk,hgdsr dgv,hfhre , ghjgk hjk,bgu baraye khoondane matne bala mobileto ke bar aks koni hich too oonjat ham bekoni nemitooni bekhooni |
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3 chiz adamo sharmande mikoneh : 1.dashtane doost dokhtare ghorazeh! 2.goozidan heine khamyazeh ! 3.nadashtane message taze ! |
| Danger !!! agar in sms ro bekhoonid , "virus" varede maghzet mishavad !!! |
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Anvae dokhtar:13 sale:baboo, 17 sale:limoo, 22 sale:hooloo, 29 sale:alo, 35 sale:laboo, 45 sale:Kadoo, 55sale:looloo |
| Americans say: Life is Too short , But Iranians say:Life is Tou short(tooye short)!! |
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Moalem: ahamiate period cheghadre? Shogerd: ziad,1bar khaharam goft periodesh aghab oftade,madaram ghash kard,babam sekteh kard,ranandamoon ham farar kard.... |
| Badtarin nefrin : Elahi asbe abi to Koonet khamyazeh bekesheh!!! |
| lore too kiyoske telefon bood,biroon ke miad azash miporsansaleme? mige : saleme faghat aftabe nadare... |
| one day i read smoking is bad,so i stop smoking.ome day i readdrinking is bad,so i stop drinking.one day i read fucking is bad,so i stop reading |
| Torke zang mizane 110 migeh : agha Pedal tormoz,kelaj gaz, dande, farmoun mashinamo dozdidan !! police goft : Torki ? migeh:Areh,police: pasho boro jolo beshin. |
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Pesar: pedar ageh 200 milion barandeh beshi , chi kar mikoni? Pedar: Paris,viski,jenifer lopez Pesar: ageh barandeh nashi chikar mikoni? Pedar: khooneh, aragh sagi, nanat |
| hamisheh akse hamsaretoon ra hamrah dashteh bashid ta har vaght moshkele bozorgi vasat pish oomad be axesh negah bendazi va bedooni moshkele bozorgtari ham dari !!! |
| Troubles,as light ; love,as deep as the ocean ; friends,as solid as diamonds & success,as bright as gold; these are my wishes for U ! Happy 2006 |